{"id":2101,"date":"2025-02-28T10:51:28","date_gmt":"2025-02-28T10:51:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sticky.newwebsite.cloud\/?p=2101"},"modified":"2026-10-10T19:48:59","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T19:48:59","slug":"the-10-funniest-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stickylabels.com\/latest\/the-10-funniest-bumper-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 Funniest Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Humour can be compared to watching your young child perform at a school concert \u2013 it\u2019s often a matter less of taste and more of personal involvement. In this post, for example, we\u2019re trying for a PG rating, so some of the more obviously offensive have been disqualified. However, while keeping things clean, we hope you\u2019ll agree with us that we\u2019ve found the 10 funniest stickers out there.<\/p>\n

The Beginning<\/h2>\n

Before we wade into the selection, here\u2019s a question. When were bumper stickers invented? The sixties? Slightly later? In fact, they appear to be about as old as cars themselves (although that can\u2019t be strictly true, as the Ford Model T didn\u2019t have a bumper). It\u2019s generally believed that\u00a0custom stickers<\/a>\u00a0pre-date World War II \u2013 although the term isn\u2019t entirely accurate. The first appeared to be more like small flags and were attached by a wire. These were soon replaced by models using pressure sensitive adhesives \u2013 all that now need to be added was, at least in the eyes of their creators, a sense of humour. Nowadays, of course, you can easily use a computer and printer to quickly create your own personal message.<\/p>\n

So, without further ado, here are ten bumper funnies you\u2019ll see stuck on the back of cars \u2013 from the classics to the \u2018so bad they\u2019re good\u2019 variety:<\/p>\n

1. Ten Out of Nine Accountants Can\u2019t Count<\/h2>\n

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Included for its ability to annoy a group of people who seem destined to remove fun (and spurious expenses claims) from your life. It\u2019s also good to know that, at their next get-together, there will be a wide-spread debate about the innumeracy of the local population.<\/p>\n

2. Horn Broke \u2013 Watch for Finger<\/h2>\n

Included for its inaccuracy, as most times, when you don\u2019t immediately mount the pavement to allow that van behind you to overtake, both horn and digit appear to be working in well-practised harmony.<\/p>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

3. Jesus is Coming \u2013 Look Busy<\/h2>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

Although many folks might take offence at any religious mentions, and no doubt berate the driver if given a chance; it is funny the confusion that would spread across their face when you realise they probably simply had a Spanish boss.<\/p>\n

4. My Other Car is a Child Taxi Too<\/h2>\n

So funny, in fact listen to the laughter. It\u2019s the easiest way to identify those in any group who don\u2019t actually have children.<\/p>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019m New at This \u2013 What\u2019s your Excuse?<\/h2>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

Deserves its place because, those reading it are probably driving six inches away from the car in front, and yet still find it funny. But there are some good variations\u2026<\/p>\n

6. Call a Plumber \u2013 Repair What your Husband Fixed<\/h2>\n

Is that the sound of bitter truth echoing round in your head? Best found on a bumper that\u2019s only attached to its vehicle with string.<\/p>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

7. Watch Out for the Moron Behind Me<\/h2>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

With the added fun of watching the driver of the following car turn round and look to see if it\u2019s true. *We would not recommend using this sticker\u2026 Ever.<\/p>\n

8. My Jeep is Using What your Hybrid is Saving<\/h2>\n

Just for the annoyance factor and the chance to assess how much hot air has just been added to the atmosphere by pent-up hybrid drivers complaining that this is in bad taste.<\/p>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

9. I Fish Therefore I Lie<\/h2>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

Not only is this bumper sticker truly annoying and utterly wrong, it was about five feet long. Honestly. We were going to take a picture but it drove away from us as we were setting our camera\u2026<\/p>\n

10. Does this Ass make my Bumper Look Big?<\/h2>\n

There\u2019s a space on this for you to insert a photo of your choice and then print it out\u2026 During that short pause, you just thought of somebody, didn\u2019t you? Stop chuckling.<\/p>\n

\"Illustration<\/p>\n

A Final Warning about Bumper Stickers<\/h2>\n

One American survey discovered that drivers who wanted to show their individuality through using these were more likely to take part in road rage incidents. It was also true that the greater the number plastered on the vehicle, the more trouble you might be in if you\u2019ve just rear-ended them whilst putting on your reading glasses.<\/p>\n

We hope you enjoyed our list, although we deliberately kept away from any political humour for two reasons. Firstly, to avoid alienating part of our readership each time; secondly, because the truth isn\u2019t always funny.<\/p>\n

Read the next guide<\/h2>\n

For stories & history, continue with Calorie Labels to be Fitted to Staircases<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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